The Bin Liner, The Knife and the Phone Call

A friend of mine recently told me about a movie she watched a couple of weeks ago.  There was a particular scene in the movie where 2 people were involved in some kind of skirmish and one was knifed to death.  The murderer picked up his phone in a panic and phoned a friend and told him to come over with some bin liners a knife and some tape and the friend promptly sprang into action , assembled the items he had been asked to get, hopped into his car and hot tailed it to the other side of town where his friend was waiting.  This got my friend and i thinking about who we would call in a similar situation / at a time of crisis and without even needing to think about it i knew who my bin bag, knife and tape crew would be! Do you?  I may not have murdered anyone but the members of my bin bag and knife crew have stuck by me through thick and thin, held me back when i have felt like i might kill someone and have lifted me up when i was down (they have also helped me plot and scheme)

 
When i was younger I had a multitude of friends ( i still do) its only later on in  life when you start to truly see and value their worth.  One of the first people on my list is my friend KK she is my vacationing partner, she is funny and witty and is the only person i know who can burn their eyebrows off with fire and electrocute them selves at the same, not realise that rollerblading and baking do not go together, give herself food poisoning and cycle to work in the rain with a bin bag over her body as a makeshift raincoat! If I was to one day be the ruler of a small island she would be my minister of Culture and entertainment because she is well travelled, she is the first in line when good shows, plays, orchestras and bands are in town.  She is fun but not that crazy scary fun where you don’t know if you will come of sh*t alive! She is also a spiritual giant and is a good person to speak to when you are on the verge of committing a terrible thing as she will encourage you to pray …whilst she starts assembling weapons LOL!!
 
 

The next is my friend who for the purpose of this blog I will call “GOLDEN” this is my girl!  From our first meeting at school when we became firm friends whilst sitting outside out English class preparing to be blasted by the teacher for not doing our homework this chick has always been there.  She was my look out when i needed one, my drinking buddy, my ally and part time enemy. Even in high school she did not do “judgement” she just let you get on with it.  I love this chick because there is no shame in her game! she is who she is and if you don’t like it don’t look. we can speak candidly and honesty to each other and on my small Utopian island she would be minister of defence because my girl has a crazy violent side!

Next on my list is T-nasty she would be my Information and Finance minister because my girl does not mince her words.  She is straight up and in your face when she needs to be. She is embarking on her third degree and is an all round solid and driven chick.  She also is very good with her money and manages to keep her spending in check without being tight! She is great to party with and has my back 100%

Minister if Hedonistic Pursuits would be my friend C she can party like no one else i have ever met in MY LIFE.  Not only has she got a very senior job with one of the biggest hedge funds in the UK but she has a work hard party even harder attitude which leaves me stunned.  Last year I mentioned that i was going to Shanghai on hols 3 days before i was due to fly out and she bought a ticket and jumped on the plane with me 2 days later.  She takes spontaneity to lofty heights and I give her 10/10 for stamina :-)

D-licious would def be on my bin bag and knife list.  She is one of my closest friends and i must say the girl has GAME.  I met her when she was dating a man and i remember her declaring very matter of factly that she would be married with in six months (bearing in mind he had not proposed and her in laws disapproved of her)  I don’t know how she did it but she did and has the ring to prove it WOOMP!!! She would me my minister of Game and Tactics because she is a pro..the stories this girl has told me sound like something out of a movie…she has talked herself out of some crazy nigerian moviesque situations and she has a killer sense of humor to boot

Last on this list is my girl Tatadelicious who would be my minister for Morality for beautiful girls and Spirituality.  No one else I know has held out from doing the nasty for 2 years with her man and waiting till marriage because of her christian principles.  She does not only talk about it but she is about it and and i respect that.  She is also on fire for the lord without getting preachy with it and can throw down on the dance floor with the best of them.

I am blessed to be surrounded by such strong beautiful powerful women (there are too many to list) and should i ever win the Euromillions Lottery and buy a small country - believe me it would be one crazy place!

My anthem for this summer is Doneo - Party Hard - this sounds so good blasting from some heavy speakers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS2QtS8TFHQ&feature=related

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