Daughter of Eve

Ok so its been a while…I know…. there is so much I need to blog about but for today I thought I would just moan about 10 things that really make me mad:

1/ Black men with relaxed hair!! Why huh?? WHY? I hate this it looks so wrong. Peeps should just accept the mufushwa and accept that they can not get that whole white- boy- flow. It is hideous - STOP IT (this actually includes Gerry curls and other oily crimes against hairmanity)

2/Men in skinny jeans…grrrrr this looks wrong on every man I have seen this on. I rue the day that Russell Brand started this stupid trend

3/ Fluorescent suits- some things should just stay in the 80’s I am all for a splash of colour but a man in a hot pink suit but REALLY!

4/ Men with those ugly pink rings..soooo not cool

5/ Men with long finger nails (especially that long pinky nail) yuck! Why do they do this? Fellas a little help please?

6/ Briefs……..some may disagree but they are the most unsexy thing on a man…… ever …….seriously men in knickers …just does not do it for me.

7/Corny pick up lines! My girlfriends and I were out on Friday and some fool tried to bring his “A” game to mack on my friend. It went a little something like this……”hey babe, everyone in here is a loser so here is what we are going to do, in about 15mins we will leave here and go back to my place where I will do unspeakable things to you and make you  feel so good you wont be able to walk, after that you can spend the night and in the morning we can do breakfast” Now ladies and gents what part of that sounds remotely appealing!! Who wants to be man handled to the point of disability?  I like walking fuck you very much!!

8/Promiscuous people who brag about it- it may seem fun now …but lest see who is laughing when it starts burning when you pee!!

9/ People who can’t let go of their past high school glory days!! Who cares if you played rugby first team in high school or were a bad ass athlete! That was 14years ago …let go……think /talk /be about the now. I personally feel it’s the underachievers that like to cling onto past glory days! And also what does it matter what school I went to? This is a question that makes me want to do one of those Van Dammesque spinning kicks! This is a very shallow way of determining someone’s “class” and trying to put people into boxes…why???

10/People who don’t close their mouths when they chew…..eeeeeeeeeww

11/ (I know that I said 10 but hey bloggers prerogative) African boys that try be gangster and hood!  The hood is something that black people are struggling to get out of not something to aspire to and try emulate! Why are there little black boys walking around with half their asses hanging out , wearing jeans and shirts 5 sizes too small speaking Ebonics and trying to be something that they are not?  What makes me laugh is it’s the little rich kids with fake American accents. Some of these kids know more about New York than Harare. Don’t forget your roots …living here has shown me that as much as you may try imitate them and blend in you will always be an African from Zimbabwe

*WOMP!!*